Cowboy Bebop Quotes
"There are three things that I hate... kids, animals, and women with attitudes. So tell me, why are all three of them neatly gathered on our ship?!" - Spike
"And how long were you in there listening?" - Faye
"Too long, you're story needs editing." - Spike
"Men are such idiots." - Faye
"My ship works better when I kick it." - Spike
"I haven't committed any crimes... well, at least not any bad ones." - Faye
"Ed will introduce Ed. Full name: Edward Wong Hau Pepelu Tivrusky the 4th." - Edward
"That's a long name." - Spike
"Who the hell's this?" - Faye
"Ed made up that name for Ed, isn't it cool?" - Edward
"If you made it up, how can you be the 4th?" - Spike
"You know the first rule of combat? Shoot them before they can shoot you." - Faye
"The flow is more important... not power. You have to be like the water. You get it?" - Spike
"Looks like all my good karma is finally paying off." - Spike
"Ohh, look, it's Faye Faye!" - Edward
"Hey, all women aren't like you." - Spike
"You spilt my egg, I needed that egg." - Spike
"I hate cats, you know that." - Spike
"Lunk head, lunk head!" - Edward
"Do you have any idea what you look like right now, Spike?" - Vicious
"What?" - Spike
"A ravenous beast. The same blood runs through both of us. The blood of a beast who wanders, hunting for the blood of others." - Vicious
"I've bled all that kind of blood away." - Spike
"THEN WHY ARE YOU STILL ALIVE?" - Vicious
"Bang." - Spike
"What are you going to do, throw your life away as if it were nothing?!" - Faye
"I'm not going there to die, I'm going to find out if I'm really alive." - Spike
"This food is terrible, as usual" - Spike
"For being so bad you sure eat a lot of it" - Jet
"They say hunger is the best spice..." - Spike
"There is nothing in this world to believe in." - Vicious
"I have no idea and no opinion." - Jet
"Now you will shed tears of scarlet." - Vicious
"Remember, a serpent's venom effects long after the bite." - Vicious
"He was a beast who lost his fangs, that is why he had to die, Spike, and that's why you have to die." - Vicious
"I'm not going to kill Spike, you're going to do it for me." - Vicious
"You told me once to forget the past, that it doesn't matter... But you're the one still tied to the past, Spike!" - Faye
"Look at my eyes Faye. One of them is fake 'cause I lost it in an accident. Since then, I've been seeing the past in one eye and the present in the other. So I thought I could only see patches of reality." - Spike
"Don't tell me things like that. You've never told me anything about yourself before. Don't start now." - Faye
"I felt like I was watching a dream I would never wake up from. Before I knew it, the dream was all over." - Spike
"What ever happens... happens." - Spike
"The real lesson: don't leave anything in the fridge." - Spike
"Angels that are forced from heaven must become demons. Isn't that right, Spike?" - Vicious
"Sorry, I'm gonna make a bit of a mess." - Spike
"I'm neither one, and both at the same time." - Gren
"Hey, did anybody ever tell you that you don't talk much?" - Miles
"Did anybody ever tell you that you talk too much!?" - Spike
"So, your finally awake. I told you before, Spike, I'm the only one that can kill you and set you free." - Vicious
"Those words apply to you as well, Vicious. Either way, it's going to end here." - Spike
"Aww, Spike. I told you not to win too much!" - Jet
"That's not it! C'mon, we gotta split!" - Spike
"That is no ordinary star. That is the tear of a warrior. One who has finished his battle somewhere on this planet, a pitiful soul that could not find his way to lofty realm that awaits us all." - Old Man Bull
"Do you want to take a shower?" - Gren
"No thanks, I don't know where peeping toms might be." - Faye
"Well, just make sure you aren't one of them" - Gren
"Hm, I can't guarantee that." - Faye
"Satellite from days of old, lead me to your access code!" - Edward
"You sing off key..." - Spike
"Did you see me, master? I was like water." - Roco
"You Jet's girlfriend? Does he have a thing for you?" - Edward
"My Onyx is no ordinary steed. She's a good compadre, who eases my mind and plays a decent game of chess." - Andy
"Horses can't play chess!" - Spike
"Open foot, insert mouth." - Jet
"Don't you wanna hang out and waste your life with us?" - Spike
"Lesson, Lesson... If you see a stranger, follow him!" - Edward
"A woman's heart is as fickle as the skies of Ganymede." - Jet
"Do you think... that if we had met earlier in life, that we would be friends?" - Roco
"You think I'm Vicious?! You don't even know what Vicious is!" - Spike
"Let's drink to Me, and my lovely reflection in you're eyes." - Andy
"This is Spike-person and Jet-person." - Edward
"I can't tell when your joking or not." - Girlfriend of Red Eye Dealer
"I get that a lot." - Spike
"Next episode, Wild Horses!" - Ein
"Woah! He talked!" - Spike
"Aww, I didn't get to do anything for the whole preview!" - Jet
"So why are you going? Is it for the girl?" - Jet
"Julia's dead... I'm just going to finish this nightmare of mine..." - Spike
"Just like that... sing for me." - Spike
"There's nothing more cruel than a child." - Jet
"Are you playing that game again?" - Faye
"Not 'again,' 'still'..." - Edward
"I like women who aren't usually feminine, but show it on certain circumstances. I like that." - Spike
"Really?" - Faye
"I'm not talking about you." - Spike
"Then who?" - Faye
"Maybe it's me!" - Edward
"Next Episode: Jupiter Jazz Part II." - Spike
"Maybe its me." - Jet
"There was a woman. For the first time in my life I saw a woman that was truly alive. That's what I believed. She was a piece of me I had lost. She is my other half that I had longed for." - Spike
"So what kind of woman is she? What's Julia like?" - Jet
"Ordinary. The kind of dangerous, beautiful ordinary that you just can't leave alone." - Faye
"I see." - Jet
"Like an Angel from the Underworld or a Devil from paradise." - Faye
"Do not fear death. Death is always at our side. When we show fear, it jumps at us faster than light. But if we do not show fear, it casts it's eye upon us gently, and guides us into... infinity." - Bull
"And so, they all passed away; every one. It was a short series, but thanks for your support. That was the last episode. May they all rest in peace, amen. And for the next series, we bring you Cowgirl Ed! Ed is the main character." - Edward
"Hey, wait a minute!" - Spike
"What kind of selfish thing is that?" - Faye
"Ahhh, that's the wrong one." - Edward
"Huh?" - Spike and Jet
"You got a VHS." - Edward
"Huh?" - Spike and Jet
"It won't play beta." - Edward
"Huuuh!?" - Spike and Jet
"It was raining that day as well." - Julia
"And so you didn't come because of the rain?" - Spike
"I was supposed to kill you. It was all set up. If I had, I would have been free." - Julia
"So why didn't you? You chose to be hunted. Why?" - Spike
"Why did you love me?" - Julia
"Shin! Don't follow in your brother's footsteps." - Vicious
"A hundred percent mongrel?" - Spike
"Yeah, that's all the percents there are!" - Jet
"I hate theme parks." - Spike
"Hmmmmm... I think I'll name you... MPU!" - Edward
"MPU?" - Satellite
"It's kinda like CPU, but much cooler!" - Edward
"Everyone... they've all lost their place in the world. Like kites without strings or tails." - Annie
"It got a little... chilly today. It's those cold winds..." - Annie
"Long ago, I was younger then, I wasn't afraid of anything, I didn't think about dying for a second. I thought I was invincible. Then I met some girl. I wanted to live. I started to think like that, for the first time I was afraid of death, I had never felt like that before." - Spike
"I'm not the bomber!" -Spike
(Building blows up)
"Aw shit..." - Andy
"You said bell peppers and beef." - Spike
"His name is Asimov Solenson. Are you listening to me?!" - Jet
"There's no beef in here. So you wouldn't exactly call it bell peppers and beef, would you." - Spike |
