Cowboy Bebop: Episode Previews
Episode #1 - "Asteroid Blues"
Episode #2 - "Stray Dog Strut"
(Spike) Well the show is finally under way. (Jet) What's all this? (Spike) Next week we're totally changing gears, its gonna be anime for all ages. (Jet) What's the story? (Spike) House pets wreak havoc throughout the stars. (Jet) What? (Spike) No the guy that talks to animals will not make an appearance but anyone who loves animals should gather around and watch this show. (Jet) Hey can we say stuff like that? I'm taking no responsibility for this. (Spike) Caution, small children should step far away from the TV. (Jet) C'mon how for back? (Spike) Oh bout 3/4 of a mile. (Jet) That's too far! (Spike) Okay half a mile.
Episode #3 - "Honkey Tonk Woman"
(Faye) Show no mercy, when it comers to high rollers that's the way the game is played. The bell tolls even for the great ones, for they too must fall one day. Money makes the world go round. But before you know it you could be buried beneath a mountain of debt wondering through the far flown regions of space. That's where I met a cowboy. A stardust session played in an off key melody. Honkey Tonk Woman.
Episode #4 - "Gateway Shuffle"
(Jet) This sucks, this worlds a mess. Economic recession, kids blowin' they're minds. (Spike) You been readin' the paper again? Take a look at the Bebop, its a bigger mess than that. (Jet) Ah that's nothin', check out this news report. Intergalactic terrorists they want to blow up Ganamede. (Spike) Huh? (Jet) They're environmental protectionists. (Spike) Perfect, we can get rid of this fur-ball you call a dog. (Jet) Next episode Gateway Shuffle. (Spike) Man I'm loosing it.
Episode #5 - "Ballad of Fallen Angels"
(Spike) The music box is broken. Or is it? It starts to play and a haunting tune fills the air. I awake suddenly from my dream, there is no music box Yet there it is a tiny one nestled in my hand. And I awake from my dream again, as if I were peeling away an onion. Its a dream no matter how far I go. I can never reach reality, trapped in an endless nightmare. Next episode, Ballad of Fallen Angels.
Episode #6 - "Sympathy for the Devil"
(Spike)But you know what? This has become a world with no integrity. (Jet) What are you talking about? (Spike) Everybody's putting a lid on something that smells. (Jet) Yeah? And we let it happen. Could you tell me what you're talking about? (Spike) The world, what's goin' on in the world, with all the lids soon the world is going to be buried in lids. (Jet) You lost me bud. (Spike) They keep us from seeing the truth. (Jet) Truth huh? (Spike) Yeah its all those lids. I'm gonna crush um all away. Next episode Sympathy for the devil. (Jet) Sounds smelly.
Episode #7 - "Heavy Metal Queen"
(Spike) You know what heavy metal is right!? (Faye) What'd you say!? (Spike) Heavy metal, I said heavy metal! (Faye) What I can't hear you! (Jet) Hey can you do something about all that noise!? (Spike) Its going to be running all through next episode! (Jet) I think I'll stay out of it then! (Faye) What!? I Can't hear a word you're saying! (Spike) Next episode Heavy Metal Queen! (Faye) IS this getting through to anyone!?
Episode #8 - "Waltz for Venus"
(Jet) Once in awhile I do the preview myself. I'm Jet Black, 36 years old. I'm often told I don't look 36. But you shouldn't judge people based on appearances. Or how much hair they have and errrhm. Things are never what they seem to be. That's how the next episode is too. Its a story that seems very unlike Bebop. Next episode Waltz for Venus, this stuff is nice once in awhile huh?
Episode #9 - "Jamming with Edward"
(Ed) Starting next week Ed will be on the scene hahaha. (Spike) Who are you? (Ed) Ah well Ed will introduce Ed, full name Edward Wong Hau Pepelu Tivrusky the 4th. (Spike) That's a long name. (Faye) Who the hells this? (Ed) Ed made up that name for Ed, isn't it cool! (Spike) If you made it up, then how could you be the fourth? (Ed) Next episode Jamming with Edward! (Spike) Does anyone know who this kid is? (Ed) Watch it!
Episode #10 - "Ganymede Elegy"
(Faye) No regrets about the woman that ran away. But a small thorn still pricks the heart. Letting one flow along with time itself. Living all alone from that day to this. But to the sounds of waves that come and go the migrating birds find their hearts drawn. Next episode Ganymede Elegy. Jet Black will sing it up with soul.
Episode #11 - "Toys in the Attic"
A terror never seen before has assaulted the bebop. Caught by the venomous fangs of the unseen enemy another victim falls! (Noo!) Who or what is the fearsome enemy that refuses to show itself!? A symphony of shivers that will send you into the deepest trenches of terror! Next episode Toys in the Attic! Once the channel is set you will be unable to escape.
Episode #12 - "Jupiter Jazz" (Part 1)
(Ed) And so they all passed away, everyone. It was a short series but thanks for your support. That was the last episode, may they all rest in peace. Amen. And for the next series we bring you Cowgirl Ed. Ed is the main character hahaha. (Spike) Hey wait a minute! (Faye) What kind of selfish thing is that? (Jet) Next episode Jupiter Jazz Part I. (Spike) There really is a next episode!
Episode #13 - "Jupiter Jazz" (Part 2)
(Spike) Hey how are men and women different? (Faye) Hmm I think women are hiding more vital secrets than men are. (Spike) Uh huh but there are women who aren't feminine. (Faye) And men who aren't masculine (Spike) What about those who are unusually feminine but show that side of themselves in that chance circumstance, I like that. (Faye) Really? (Spike) I'm not talking about you. (Faye) Who then? (Ed) Maybe its me hehehe. (Spike) Next episode Jupiter Jazz Part II. (Jet) Maybe its me.
Episode #14 - "Bohemian Rhapsody"
(Spike)What is going on in this world? Though you are alive, darkness looms only inches away. A world where any move you make could be a dangerous mistake. So we will step away from the mainstream and live like vagabons or common drop outs. A psychedelic Rhapsody for someone just like you. Next episode Bohemian Rhapsody. Doncha wanna hang out and waste your life with us?
Episode #15 - "My Funny Valentine"
(Faye) Love is to believe in everything. (Spike) Wait a minute are you serious? (Faye) Love is the heart that gives to all. (Jet) C'mon! That's what this story is about? (Faye) Love is a heart that accepts everything. (Spike) You know I'm not buying this. (Faye) You know you love me that much. (Jet) You really can't trust the previews on this show. (Faye) A romantic love story for all you lovers. Next episode My Funny Valentine. (Spike) Its gotta be a lie. (Jet) Yeah she's making it up.
Episode #16 - Black Dog Serenade"
(Jet) So I have to admit the next episode of Cowboy Bebop is well, rather depressing. Very depressing actually. The only characters that show up are a bunch of musty old guys. I hate to say this but it is kind of heavy handing. Children shouldn't watch it, ladies should avoid it too. And on top of that it is better if you young guys don't tune in either. Next episode Black Dog Serenade. Oh all you old guys, I wouldn't miss this one if I were you.
Episode #17 - "Mushroom Samba"
(Three old guys that are in almost every episode) This time the three of us will do the previews for the next episode. Gee uh, you think we can do it? We only have 30 seconds, if we don't hurry up it will be all over. Sure are antsy old buddy. What kinda of story is it next time anyways? Hell out don't know. What? We're already running out of time. The title, at least tell them the title. Next episode, uh I forgot, can we try this again?
Episode #18 - "Speak Like A Child"
An old video tape was delivered to the Bebop with no return address. When we took a look at it things turned to the unexpected. Well actually the story doesn't go anywhere. At first glance its pointless. The actions are on a small scale. And the ending is forced but what conclusions will you draw. Next episode, Speak Like a Child.
Episode #19 - "Wild Horses"
(Spike)You know I am starting to get tired of doing all the previews like this. Once in a while cant we have someone else? (Ein)WoofWoof Bark, whine, bark. (Spike)Really? Oh hey your perfect. Here you try doing it this time (Ein)..Bark Bark Woof Whine Bark. (Spike)So that is how it is. (Ein)Bark Bark Whine Woof. (Spike)Oh so that is how it is. Wow! This is going to be an interesting episode. (Ein)Next Episode Wild Horses. (Spike)Wow you actually talked!
Episode #20 - "Pierrot Le Fou"
(Pierrot) DAhahhaaha, hahahhahahahahahahahahha, dahhahahaha, hahhaahahahahahahah, hahaha yahhahaha, yahaha, hahaha, hayahahahahahahah, Next Episode: Pierrot Le Fou.
Episode #21 - "Boogie-Woogie Feng-Shui"
(Spike) I knew something fishy was going on. (Faye) So that's what it was. (Jet) Huh? What are you guys talking about? (Spike) You can't really judge a person by their looks. (Faye) Honestly disgusting. (Jet) Whoa, Whoa... What are you guys talking about? (Spike) I never thought it would be a teenage girl. (Faye) It makes me despise him. (Jet) Who are you talking about? (Spike) Next episode: Boogie Woogie Feng-Shui. (Jet) Awe I didn't do anything for the whole preview.
Episode #22 - "Cowboy Funk"
(Jet) He came with a whistle. Andy appeared out of the blue on horseback. Who is he? Friend or Foe? or just an Old fashioned cow-poke. The next episode is a shocking sci-fi, spaghetti, wester, epic saga. Cowboy Funk! Hey aren't we taking this cowboy thing a little too far?
Episode 23 - "Brain Scratch"
(Andy) So did everyone catch me in action this past episode? (Spike) Hey wait a minute! (Andy) Now about the next episode. (Spike) Why are you doing the preview? (Andy) Once again I, Andy, will be the man in action. (Spike) You had your turn already. (Andy) Now that I have become a space samurai, I will slice up the cowboys one by one. (Spike) I said you're not coming back. (Andy) Next time on Cowboy Bebop, Andy's Counter Attack. (Spike) That's not the right title!
Episode 24 - "Hard Luck Woman"
(Ed) Singing and humming.... Next Episode: Hard Luck Woman.
Episode 25 - "The Real Folk Blues (Part I)"
(Jet) Everything has a beginning and an end. Life is just a cycle of stops and starts. There are ends we don't desire, but they are inevitable. We have to face them. That's what being human is all about. It's been a fast trip for bebop. Only two episodes left, but make sure you pay close attention to the end. Next Episode: The Real Folk Blues: Part One.
Episode 26 - "The Real Folk Blues (Part II)"
(Spike) There have been many things, but the next episode is the last. (Faye) The past is the past, and the future is the future. (Jet) Sure was long. (Spike) No use doing this. So how was it Jet? (Jet) Cause of you, I ended up raising Ein, and found out I like dogs after all. (Spike) Hey Jet. (Jet) I wonder where he went off to? (Spike) Come on you're not even listening to me. (Jet) Whoa whats that? (Spike) Nevermind, Next Episode: Real Folk Blues: Part Two. We'll see you again somewhere. (Faye) Huh it's over?